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if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:38:02 -0400

^{if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct}

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:24:00 -0400

zazzle-poetry: i am pleased with my purchase

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:23:06 -0400

zazzle-poetry:

i am pleased with my purchase

itsbetterthananal: my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:21:00 -0400

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

good-natural-vibes: swagjustice: pulitzerprincess: looks like...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:12:41 -0400

good-natural-vibes:

swagjustice:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year

#why blaze it when you can praise it

Nooooo

aiclan: lebaiserdelamorte: IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:12:22 -0400

aiclan:

lebaiserdelamorte:

IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU

this is fucked up

y’all are fucked up

deathpup: shrexything: babyferaligator: oomshi: is masturbating while smoking weed called...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:11:13 -0400

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:10:33 -0400

urbancatfitters: when u tell someone the same story twice and they’re like “i know u told me” uh im...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:10:24 -0400

urbancatfitters:

when u tell someone the same story twice and they’re like “i know u told me” uh im going to tell u again bc my stories are great and u should be grateful im spending so much time on u

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:10:09 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:45:25 -0400

I AM SO CONFUSED

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:41:51 -0400

fredcollins:

OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:

so naturally I OPEN IT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND

someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.

I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS

WHAT IS HAPPENING

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:39:38 -0400

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01335: look at all those weeds look at all those tree sprouts...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:37:26 -0400

01335:

look at all those weeds look at all those tree sprouts planted right next to each other clearly this kid is a total scrub at animal crossing thats prolly why they made him move to a completely different game

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:36:50 -0400

niallisbeautifulirish: illea: i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said,...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:53:15 -0400

niallisbeautifulirish:

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa